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Friday, September 5, 2003

If I had a nickle for every time somebody told me I wasn't funny, I'd be a rich rich person. I'd be much less rich if I got a nickle for every time somebody told me that while everybody else laughed at the joke.

Is anything truly sacred? Should anything be exempt from humor?

I say no.

I also say that I should be allowed to have a harem of nubile young women who loooooove sexing me up. But that garners as little appreciation as my proclivity to crack jokes at funerals.

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