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Monday, July 25, 2005

Women are rare and delicate creatures from which not a single jarring hint of malorderous bodily function would dare waft.

That is, of course, 99.9% of the time. That other 0.1% of the time they could blow a lumberjack off a Redwood at 40 paces.

For instance, take my mother. Feed her raw green peppers and by morning the U.N. would be swooping down on the house for violation of the Geneva Convention's articles on the manufacture and distribution of nerve gas.

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