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 The Rant
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Okay, I had to get off the Steve Irwin jokes.
However, instead, I'll present to you the entire Bon Jovi tribute song as
completed by one of the readers, Chris Froste :
(To the tune of "You Give Love a Bad Name" by Bon Jovi)
Conservation is what you sell
You are in heaven, your kid is in hell
"Crocodiles jaw's got a hold on me
Its clamping down, I cant break free"
You wont use a gun
Theres nowhere to run
Nothing can save you
The damage is done
Barbed through the heart
And you're to blame
Irwin, you give Aussies
A bad name
You played your part
But you lost the game
Woa-oah, you give Aussies
A bad name
You give aussies
A bad name
Your trademark word rolls off your lips
The crocs food in your fingertips
The jackass dream, you act loco
And after this to heaven you go
You wont use a gun
Theres nowhere to run
Nothing can save you
The damage is done
Barbed through the heart
And you're to blame
Irwin, you give aussies
A bad name
You played your part
But you lost the game
Woa-oah, you give Aussies
A bad name
You give Aussies
A bad name
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